Ok, so I was going to publish a post that originally went like this:
"I found a downloadable version of MS Paint for Mac and it has me giddy with Windows 3.1 excitement!
Work! Bah! Swirls!
(I promise if I do anything else it will be more impressive. Like this)”
Then, in an attempt to be funnier, I thought I would change the last line to this:
"(I promise if I do anything else it will be more impressinve. Like this. Wait, no, I mean this.)"
And as I was trying to think about what to link in the first “this” that would fulfill my way awesome joke I got the idea to Google image search “MS Paint porn.” And so:
It’s also reminiscent if this chortle-factory-of-a-video that Diesel released a few years back to promote their XXX Party:
I’m the worst.