“Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.” (Taken with Instagram)
“Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.” (Taken with Instagram)
Dogs. Fonts. Comic Sans. There’s no need to explain this poster, really. [Fuckyeahdementia based on Fineline Design]

I Am Your Grandma (via BuzzFeed)
Future art!

Ok, so I was going to publish a post that originally went like this:
“I found a downloadable version of MS Paint for Mac and it has me giddy with Windows 3.1 excitement!
Work! Bah! Swirls!
(I promise if I do anything else it will be more impressive. Like this)”
Then, in an attempt to be funnier, I thought I would change the last line to this:
“(I promise if I do anything else it will be more impressinve. Like this. Wait, no, I mean this.)”
And as I was trying to think about what to link in the first “this” that would fulfill my way awesome joke I got the idea to Google image search “MS Paint porn.” And so:










It’s also reminiscent if this chortle-factory-of-a-video that Diesel released a few years back to promote their XXX Party:
I’m the worst.